Time Traveller’s cheat sheet

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THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB

One moment Conrad Schwartz was a hungover hiker in the mountains of modern Poland, the next he was running for his life from an angry Teutonic knight.

At first Conrad just thought he’d stumbled across a mad hermit. But several days of ever stranger events convinced him that he had somehow been stranded in A.D 1231.

And that meant Conrad had to turn Medieval Poland into the most powerful country in the world. Otherwise the Mongols were destined to destroy it–in just ten years!

The hell with your time machine. Keep this in your wallet!

check out my mustache cup

My good friend Leah made it for me during her summer pottery class.

I arranged the fruit specially for you!

She is the best.

Check out the mustache guard! Jealous yet?

Fairbanks is already lost to us

 Deep Crow?

Dark denizens of the underworld are openly celebrated - nay WORSHIPED - by those poor fools. This devil preens just inside the main doors to the Rasmussen Library on the UAF campus. Presumably it feeds upon the night janitorial staff and any students foolish enough to attempt research in the restricted stacks after hours. Horrible to behold.  Interestingly it may not exist fully in our world. All my photos came out blurry.