I stole this from Ace of Spades but it’s teh awesome
A review of the Toyota Prius by Jeremy Clarkson.
“This is one of my least favorite cars in the world because, so far as I can see, it appeals on NO levels..at all. It certainly isn’t pretty. Honestly I’d rather look at a baboon.”
“So it’s not beautiful, it’s not fast, it’s not particularly economical, not desperately safe, and now it turns out it isn’t even bulletproof.”